Monday, July 11, 2005

As I watched Monday night RAW. I was struck by several facts; first and foremost amongst them is that, WWE title holder, John Cena IS NOT championship material.
The man is a total disgrace to the profession, and his ongoing feud with Chris Jerico is about as dynamic as drying paint. The fact that this pathetic Vanilla Ice wannabe was given the chance to hold the WWE Smackdown championship at all, just vividly demonstrates how much trouble the WWE is actually in. Not only are revenues down, but the creative department seem to lack any true direction, and for that matter any real creativity.

Next we have a man who is being billed as a disgusting 500 pound version of Hugh Hefner (a gimmick I might add that disturbingly seem to fit him to a tea). I speak of none other than that revolting puss bag known as Viscera. Why on Earth anyone would want to watch a huge black dude with scary eyes and a bleached mohawk, describe how he would like to perform oral sex acts on a female announcer, and do pseudo anal rapes on his fellow male wrestlers is beyond me. Apparently, and sadly, however IT IS NOT BEYOND the sick minds of WWE's creative team.

In closing it is truly sad to see how far the WWE has fallen from it's glory days four years ago; due to a lack luster talent roster, gross mismanagement, greed, and a creative team that has it's collective head so far up one wrestler’s ass (COUGH HHH COUGH) that it can see his liver.

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